What’s Up, Doc?
Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 A guy says, “Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep thinking I’m getting smaller!”
Doctor replies, “Well, you’ll just have to be a little patient.”
Archive for November, 2006
Marketing Manager System(sm) – Binders
Wednesday, November 1st, 2006GOT BINDERS? We now have the Marketing Manager System (sm) printed in hard copies and placed into three distinct binders. We have had a few requests for this, so are making some available. The Marketing Manager CD is also still available, and we have added an improved search engine.
Sum Stupid Puns
Wednesday, November 1st, 20061.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
4. “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.'”
“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“Well, It’s Not Unusual.”
5. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.” “I don’t believe you,” says Dolly. “It’s true, no bull!” exclaims Daisy.
6. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
7. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
Ate. Â I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
9. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!”.
10. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
How FAT is Your State?
Wednesday, November 1st, 2006Interesting graphic shows how people in each state in the USA have gotten fatter over the last 20 years. (Warning: MSN.com site is supported by drug advertising.)
MSN.com Health and Fitness