Our Break Room

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.  He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.  Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.  ‘Oh my, I am so sorry the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. ‘Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.’  They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks.  They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.  After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!  ‘You know,’ he said, ‘you are the perfect woman.   Are you this nice to every guy you meet?

‘No,’ she replies.

Wait for it .

It’s coming .

The suspense is killing you, isn’t it?

She said.

‘You just happened to catch my eye.’

When I woke up this morning, I asked myself, “What is life about?”

I found the answer in my room…the fan said, “Be cool.”

The roof said, “Aim high.”

The window said, “See the world!”

The clock said, “Every minute is precious”.

“The mirror said, “Reflect before you act”.

“The calendar said, “Be up to date.”

The door said, “Push hard for your goals.”

The floor said, “Kneel down and pray”…

County Fairs are the highlight of the summer here in Wisconsin.  Complete with creme puffs, cotton candy, pony rides, ferris wheels, music and family fun times.

4-H kids put a lot of time and effort into getting their projects ready for the fair. Why not show your support and check them out.

For a list of County Fairs around the state of Wisconsin, check out this link: Link

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.

One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.

The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, “This isn’t a hazelnut daiquiri.”

“No, I’m sorry,” replied the bartender, “it’s a hickory daiquiri doc.”