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In a small town, there were only two chiropractors.

One day, a new patient walked into one of the chiropractors’ offices. She was horrified by the chiropractor’s personal appearance. Even though he was young, he was hunched over and walked in an odd shuffling manner.

“Doctor,” said the woman, “I have to ask — what’s wrong? Did you get in a car accident or something?”

“No,” said the chiropractor, “nothing like that.”

“Well what caused your physical condition then?”

The chiropractor sighed. “You know how they always say that in a small town with two barbers, you should go to the barber that has the worst haircut…?”

More Jokes

You may have done food drives or clothing drives in your office. Here is a humorous example how one office ran their clothing drive.  Clothing Drive

Ed

Santa Claus

Hummmm………Santa looked a lot like daddy, daddy looked a lot like him………

Yep, it’s that happy holiday time of year when all the jolly guys around the world get our their garb and don their red suits and black boots.     Here’s a few we found at Sketchy Santas but none of them seem to look like my dad?  Which one resembles your Santa?

Total frickin’ awesomeness from Olan Mills, Sears and other fine portrait studios.
(Some rough langauge. Funny though.) link

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These are funny.  Click the link below and get more Lolcats.

A lolcat is an image combining a photograph, most frequently of a cat, with a humorous caption in (often) broken English—a dialect which is known as “lolspeak” or “kitteh” and which parodies the poor grammar typically attributed to Internet slang. The name “lolcat” is a compound word of the phrase “LOL” (laughing out loud) and “cat”. (from Wikipedia)

More Lolcats.

This video gives an example of a specialized motivational service for chiropractic staff (and chiropractic doctors).  Staff Motivational Service.

We are working on a similar program and will be announcing it later this year. Let us know if you are interested.

Spring is here. Watch this short skit with Christopher Walken (need sound, short 10 sec. commercial first.)
Link

A new chiropractor rented an upscale office and furnished it with the latest adjusting equipment and beautiful furniture and antiques. However, no business was coming in.

Sitting behind the counter, worrying, he saw a man come into the reception room. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was scheduling a new patient and trying to work them into his crowded appointment book. He spoke loudly about the few available appointments left. Finally, he put down the phone and asked the visitor “Can I help you?”
The man said, “I’ve come to install the phone.”

submitted by Dave Michel

You can now gauge how genuinely funny something is by the length of the laugh. Is it not funny, very funny, or are they mocking the funniness?

Something like a subjective pain scale…only for laughter.

Go here and practice.. OUT LOUD.

Try it.